On the downside: bad meat and angry meteors. On the upside: awesome footage | Charlie Brooker

This week, I've seen things that have changed me. I have watched animal carcasses being hacked apart and been petrified by meteors hurtling from the sky As a fan of nightmarish dystopian sci-fi, I've been enjoying watching the rolling news channels immensely of late. Well, for a few seconds anyway, until I remember it's all really happening. Then I stand up and start smashing dustbin lids against the wall, screaming. If you live in London, you've probably heard me. First we had an equine restagi...